Okay, Brazil, this one's for you. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret that, shockingly, no one's figured out... Arjen Robben is left footed. Really. He's left footed. Got it? I know he plays down the right side of the pitch, but he not going to cross it. Think about it, Brazil. I'll set the scenario that's played out in just about every fucking game Arjen's played in: He's going to get the ball on the right side, probably just past midfield and he's going to dribble it straight down the line (the other thing is don't be surprised that he's fast, really. I know he's all bald and old looking, but he's like 26. Yeah, he looks like Zidane does in those Louis Vuittan ads, but older.. it's part of his wicked Dutch mental games), then right when he gets around the box he's going to cut to his left, take about 6 paces, then drill a blast right into the back of your net. Seriously, it's going to happen and it's got to be unstoppable or no one else but me is watching every game the old looking, but not really old Dutch guy scores in. Don't let him cut back left, Brazil. He'll kill you.
I'm not in the least rooting for Brazil, but I can't believe anyone's surprised when Robben does his single, awesome and, I think, defendable shot. Make him cross it, Brazil. Or you might be done, which is okay with me. Maybe I should have written this after the game...nah, no one reads this anyway.
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