He's at it again. Roman Abramovich can't get enough neon green. Throwing fashion doctrine, common sense and decade awareness out the window, Chelsea are rocking neon green jerseys again. I blame this on Roman Abramovich because in my head he makes every decision at Stamford Bridge and he also speaks like Tim Roth in Pulp Fiction. Deep in the recesses of my mind here's how I'm completely convinced decisions are made at Chelsea:
Yolanda
I love you, Pumpkin.
Roman
I love you, Honey Bunny.
Yolanda
Everyone be cool. This is fucking the 3rd kit!
Roman
Anyone of you fuckin' pricks talk shit and I'll execute
every one of you. Petr Cech is wearing HyperColor!
Is it possible for Frank Lampard to look douche-y-er?
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