Is Ozil coming to United? Is he that Finding Nemo Turtle?

Ever seen Mesut Ozil and this turtle from Finding Nemo in the same room at the same time?  Coincidence?  I'm just saying they're the same exact person or turtle (debatable).  There are all kinds of rumors or in England "rumours" that he's in Manchester/seen at Manchester airport.  It could have been that cartoon turtle from Finding Nemo folks are seeing though, just a heads up.  But if this dude comes it would be shocking.  Not because United never seem to sign young stars,  not because the Glazers are silly-poor, but his name is Mesut.  What the fuck is that?  Mesut?  It doesn't even sound like a normal name or even a weird name.  It sounds made up at Comi-con or some shit.  Or some 1st level Cleric that Mordeth would battle with in D & D (I had to google D & D characters to come up with 1st level Cleric, don't think I know that shit).   Speaking of Mordeth the Blue, we've got the Shield next weekend...  Oh god, the season is around the corner...