Hleb spurns Liverpool for Birmingham City

After not doing much research regarding the matter, I'm offering this us as the god's honest truth:  Alyaksander Hleb has spurned Liverpool for Birmingham City.  No shit.  Birmingham City.  No offense Birmingham City but you're not exactly Barcelona or Arsenal, Hleb's previous teams.  Hell, you're not even Wigan.  But let's get back to how far exactly Liverpool have fallen.  Hleb would rather go to Birmingham City, a club that's gonna be fighting relegation (I guess Liverpool could not be that far off if Torres pops another tendon, ligament, or labia again) all season.  It's as if some journeyman like say, me, choose a spot on the Clippers when the Lakers came calling.  Forget that.  I just compared Liverpool to the Lakers which was a silly mistake.  The Lakers are still a contender, my bad.  Let's talk about Hleb for a minute.  He's like a weirder looking Willem Defoe whose already really weird looking.

Things I noticed after this weekend:
Avram Grant might be the boogeyman.  How scary looking is that fucker?  I'm pretty sure he sold his soul to the devil in a weird Twilight Zonish event.   Devil:  "You can manage Chelsea and in return I only ask for two things:  your soul and you can never sleep again."  Grant:  "Done.  Fuck sleep.  I'll lead Chelsea to the Champions League final...who could sack someone after that?!"

Nani made that defender fall down before nailing that shot against West Ham.

Berba delivered.

I'm bummed Tom Cleverly was loaned out.