Things I learned on this week of international football:
- Andrei Arshavin is probably the only grown man or woman to use the word "sparkle" in a sentence to other grown ups.
- Gonna have a hard time pulling on my Rooney kit.
- Black Dynamite was the funniest movie I've seen in awhile.
- I don't have a clue what "getting your coaches badges" really means. I get that it's a step toward coaching when a player is done playing, but that's all I understand of it.
- They don't play any decent international football games on the television in the U.S.
- Lot's of reports saying we're going after Sotiris Ninis which is a weird fucking name.
- The prostitute Rooney was cramming is pretty friggin' hot.
- You want to be the dude that brings Wayne Rooney his smokes.
- The prostitute in question called him "not that ugly".
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