Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Valencia's ankle was gross.

Told you I'd be updating this blog super regularly and all serious like.  What the fuck happened against Everton?  I'm not even gonna comment.  It was gross.  Not as gross as Antonio Valencia's ankle yesterday...  Holy shit.  He should have learned from Robocop, Pris from Blade Runner, Dick Chaney and the Terminator that androids can be injured.  The dude still never took a breath after his ankle turned into the remnants of a rib dinner at Ronaldo's house (the fat one).  I feel horrible for the dude.  Not often do you actually get to see a dude look down and see his leg is all mangled and then point to it as he's discovered his whole world is fucked.  Here's to a speedy recovery, I'm sure they can just put an new ankle and foot on the guy like Luke's hand in Star Wars though.  Seriously, how did we not score against Rangers.  I hate those bastards.  How old is David Weir and when did he quit touring with the Grateful Dead?  United need to pull their collect heads out of their collective asses pretty quickly.  Luckily we've got Liverpool right around the corner...it's time to right the ship and they really suck balls right now.

4 comments:

  1. Dude, for heaven's sake, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? After my man's sick performance today, he deserves a post! Even you can't argue with that... :)

    Berba's Girl

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  2. Sorry. I blew the hard drives in both my laptop and desktop. And they haven't been televising United games on FSC or ESPN lately, so I didn't have a lot of fodder... No excuse for not texting after the Champs League game, but I was too angry. I fucking hate Rangers with a passion that rivals only Liverpool and, maybe, Chelsea...oh, and City too.

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  3. Sorry to hear about your computers. My cable doesn't carry FSP either but I get Fox Soccer TV online but that would be useless if you don't have your PC.

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  4. PS...Rangers aren't even worthy of my hate..they're insignificant to me..btw, that's my post above, too..

    Berba's Girl

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