Saturday, September 4, 2010

Wayne Rooney Affair

Great.  Numerous sources are saying some paper is publishing that Rooney was cramming some hot ass prostitute while his wife Coleen was prego with Kai.  Nice work, asshole.  I spent the last 6 month publicly crucifying John Terry for boning his teammate's girlfriend and now I too look like an asshole.  Damnit, Wayne.  Don't be a idiot.  Don't make me look bad, I'm plenty capable of that myself.  This isn't just bad for me.  It's almost as bad for his wife and son.  Think about it, nice to know ole' da was getting his johnson dipped while ma's throwing up and craving weird shit.  All this coming down on a weekend of international football...I can't even watch United play.  This is bad for me, people.  Really bad.  Thanks, jerk.

1 comments:

  1. Hey, I've been in a mighty foul mood since this morning (football withdrawal)which got worse as the day wore on, thinking that it's a long week before I see our boys again. So, this news doesn't even bother me...(sorry for ranting, Dude..I was just following your lead).

    Oh, Mexico-Ecuador game starting shortly. At least I'll get to see Chicha against Valencia.

    Berba's Girl

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