What the fuck, Wayne? Really. You're gonna roll over money? Pull a Carlos Tevez on us? If all speculation is true Rooney's going to leave over cash. I know the guys struggling and probably going to rightfully have to pay out his ass for a divorce, but he can't leave United, right? We're the ones that love him, that get him. We're the ones that have had his back after every petulant time he lost a ball and ran back to kick an opponent or plow some prostitute. He's our white Pele. He's our talisman. Our identity. Or maybe he's just another gifted athlete that says the right things until there's a contract dispute. He'll take all the admiration, the glory, and then flip us all off on the way to Real Madrid... Thanks Wayne. Now I've got to burn the jersey I've been putting on my son for the past 3 years. Sorry, boy. He doesn't give a fuck about you, boy, he needs a new Ferrari full of cash money...those hoes aren't free.
I hope he never wears a United jersey again...or, you know, just signs a contract and keeps his mouth shut.
